[Verse 1: Laracious]
Man I wish I was a baller gain weight
To get a little taller, hit the courts
To hit the three baller, for some callers
Damn I wish I had Alka-Seltzer
For the moment, hit the beats
Young black soulja sitting streets
That's me [?], giving me I see nothing but the sweeties
Love faces me, hard to see
But I get nothing on beat the meat
Love harmony for the black me
No friends, no trust, no love
With all the must see what
I can do the hell
I wish for the world to see me
[Hook: Laracious]
Man I wish I had the balls
To get a call
From the girls down the hall
I want them all
Some things don't make sense at all
For the record, I'm 16
To meet the ballers down the street
Love harmony that's me
Haha man please
[Verse 2: Ladell Parks]
I wish I was little bit taller
No b**h, yo dick is just smaller
Laugh at that, cause I'm a pretty baller
Ball on your girl cause my dick stand taller
You know it's true, if you know it's you
Your man ain't got, no f**ing clue
If you think I'm being so rude
Than I just seen your mother nude
No hard feelings, think imma stop
Remember when you tried to co*k block
You took my girl, from my world
Now that's some sh**, that I don't twirl
Now please forgive me for my revenge
Please lord, cause I'm gonna sin
But this n***a gonna die, and I promise you, that ain't no lie
[Hook]