There's a lady in a turban by a c**aine tree
She does that dance so rhythmically
She's a laughin' and singin' and havin' a time
And boy that c**aine tree looks fine
Chorus
Put on your sailin' shoes
Put on your sailin' shoes
Everyone will start to cheer
When you put on your sailin' shoes
Doctor doctor I feel so bad
This is the worst day I've ever had
He says "Have you this misery a very long time?
'Cause if you if I'll lay it on the line."