[Verse 1: Lou Sinergy]
Enter my thought auditorium
And witness my tongue being bitten
But mentally ordering Oreon
It's Atlantis with Poseidon's minions
Packing snorkellers surfing my brainwaves
That project basking sharks at the audience
My looks increase when I record ad-libs, beauty sleep
Ever since I replaced my pop-shield with a chloroform napkin
Reminiscing is an hourly occurrence
Of a dream that I previously had
Well that is somnolences purpose
Come shop in my retail store
And see an Eeyore expression with a 'Be Warned' aura of Jimmy Neutron
Bee swarms coming out of my ear drums
My prosthetic horn
Is almost suicidal when I expedite deer hunts
[Hook: Mr. Miniature]
To convince them I've tried but they think it's
I lied and insist I'm telling porky-pies
If they could enter my mind
Then they'd understand it's a place where anarchy resides
I hear voices in my head
I mean, they told me to k** next door's kitten
Skin it and pull its guts out then hang it on a clothesline
And blow my brains out with a Smith &
I hear voices in my head
And they told me wa*k with sandpaper
On top of a skyscraper
Sounds pretty fun to me, maybe I'll give it a try later
[Verse 2: Lou Sinergy]
Take a walk through my bearings, no
Take a walk through decrepit crevice
That opens my cra**ocephalum crepid
Quick generating light bulb plans
That make me jet-lagged from the neck down
So I can't move forward without slowing down my process
Hocus Pocus alakazam
Another devilish scam is nearly set in stone
Send d**h threats written on an Argentinian soccer top with crayons to Beckham's home
That's how I function
To stop me thinking - concussion
To stop lexicon regurgitation confiscate robitussin
I rotate with aggression
Which explains my biological birth certificate name of
Mr. Post-Natal Depression
And popping blood vessels was my extra-curricular activity
Actually, I live in the Cheshire slumville
With twelve fingers and love hills, munch squirrels and dry hump little girls
Fire sickle cell's at fancy dress retired Tinkerbells
[Hook: Mr Miniature]