I saw you leave with him about 2 AM
You tripped over the steps outside and I saw that prick start laughing
I picked you up and he gave me that look, he said, “Touch her again
And I'll smash your f**ing face in mate along with your stupid friend's"
So that's when I stepped in
And that big twat he laid me out flat and jumped straight in a black cab
I knew that I'd never stand a chance with that t-rex dressed up like a man
A Grey Goose bottle in one hand and he keeps his brain in a jar
He takes it out for weekdays but he won't get very far
So that's when you stepped in
Well you came and you sat down on the curb right next to me
Opened your bag and took out two f*gs and a tissue for my cheek
My nosebleed stopped and my eyes dried up and the alcohol wore off
And we both said thanks and then took a drag and I said with a lungful of smoke
"I think I'll be alright
If you stay with me tonight"
Excuse me while I lick my wounds
Well they're your fault after all
The big man beat me black and blue
And you took me back to yours
Wrapped me up in cotton wool
And you kissed me where it hurt
A bloody nose and a bruised ego
Well I guess it could be worse
A bloody nose and a bruised ego
Well I guess it could be worse
A bloody nose and a bruised ego
Well I guess it could be worse
A bloody nose and a bruised ego
Well I guess it could be worse