If your having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a b**h ain't one
Hit me
You got it Mike?
He's got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure his casket's closed
Rap critics you say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
He's from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in your zapitos
You'd celebrate the minute you was having doe
So f** critics you can kiss our whole a**hole
If you don't like the lyrics you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if we don't play they show
They don't play out hits well we don't give a sh** SO
All these mags try and use our a**
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads, f**ers
I don't know what you take us as
Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
We're from rags to riches we ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a b**h ain't one
Hit me
99 Problems but a b**h ain't one
If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a b**h ain't one
The year's '94 and in my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother f**ing law
I got two choices y'all pull over the car or
Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jake
Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
So i, pull over to the side of the road
And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"
'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
"Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four"
"License and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of sh** all my papers legit
"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you goin' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or something?"
Nah I ain't pa** the bar but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my sh**
"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"
I got 99 problems but a b**h ain't one
Hit me
99 Problems but a b**h ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
'Cause I got 99 problems but a b**h ain't one
Hit me 99 Problems but a b**h ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
'Cause I got 99 problems but a b**h ain't one
Hit me
99 Problems but a b**h ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
'Cause I got 99 problems but a b**h ain't one
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A n***a like myself had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of having a p**y
But a p**y having no God Damn sense, try and push me
I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that's gonna happen is I'ma get to clapping
He and his boys goin' be yapping to the captain
And there I go trapped in the Kit Kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratching again
Paparazzi's with they cameras snapping them
D.A. tred to give the n***a the shaft again
Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African
All because the fool was hara**ing them
Trying to play the boy like he's saccharin
But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems but this b**h ain't one
99 Problems but a b**h ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
'Cause I got 99 problems but a b**h ain't one
Hit me
99 Problems but a b**h ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a b**h ain't one
Hit me
shut up when I'm talking to you
Shut up, shut up, shut up
Shut up when I'm talking to you
Shut up, shut up, shut up
I'm about to
Everything you say to me
I got 99 problems but a b**h ain't one
Hit me
I need a little room to breathe
I got 99 problems but a b**h ain't one
Hit me
Everything you say to me
I got 99 problems but a b**h ain't one
Hit me
I need a little room to breathe
I got 99 problems
And I'm about to