You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You’re as cuddly as a cactus
You’re as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel
You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart’s an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You’ve got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
Now given the choice between the two of you
I’d take the seasick crocodile
Seasick crocodile
The words that best describe you are
Stink, stank, stunk
Stink, stank, stunk
Oh, Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch