COMPANY:
1776
New York CIty HAMILTON:
Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir? BURR:
Well that depends, who's asking? HAMILTON:
Oh well sure, sir
I'm Alexander Hamilton
I'm at your service, sir
I have been looking for you BURR:
I'm getting nervous HAMILTON:
Sir, I heard your name at Princeton
I was seeking an accelerated course of study
When I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours
I may have punched him
It's a blur, sir
He handles the financials? BURR:
You punched the bursar HAMILTON:
Yes, I wanted to do what you did
Graduate in two and join the revolution
He looked at me like I was stupid
I'm not stupid
So how'd you do it
How'd you graduate so fast? BURR:
It was my parents dying wish before they pa**ed HAMILTON:
You're an orphan, of course, I'm an orphan
God, I wish there was a war then we could prove that we're worth more than anyone bargained for BURR:
Can I buy you a drink? HAMILTON:
That would be nice BURR:
And while we're talking let me offer you some free advice
Talk less HAMILTON:
What? BURR:
Smile more HAMILTON:
Ha... BURR:
Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for HAMILTON:
You can't be serious BURR:
You wanna get ahead? HAMILTON:
Yes. BURR:
Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead LAURENS:
A y-yo y-yo yo, what time is it? MULLIGAN + LAFAYETTE:
Showtime! BURR:
Like I said... LAURENS:
Showtime, showtime yo!
I'm John Laurens in the place to be
A-two pints o' Sam Adams but I'm working on three
Ha!
Those redcoats don't want it with me
Cause I will pop-chicka-prrop these cops till I'm free LAFAYETTE:
Oui, oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette
The Lancelot of the revolutionary set
I came from afar just to say bonsoir
To the king, "Ca**e toi"
Who is the best? C'est moi! MULLIGAN:
Brrah, brrah
I am Hercules Mulligan
Up in it, lovin' it
Yes I heard your mother said "Come again!"
Lock up your daughters and horses
Of course, it's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets LAURENS:
No more s**! Pour me another brew, son
Let's raise a couple more ALL:
To the revolution! LAURENS:
Well if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton College MULLIGAN:
Aaron Burr LAURENS:
Give us a verse
Drop some knowledge BURR:
Good luck with that
You're taking a stand
You spit, Imma sit
We'll see where we land LAURENS:
Burr, the revolutions imminent
What do you stall for? HAMILTON:
If you stand for nothing, Burr, what'll you fall for? ALL:
Oooh MULLIGAN:
Who are you? LAFAYETTE:
Who are you? LAURENS:
Who are you? ALL:
Oooh
Who is this kid?
What's he gonna do?