Hot as balls
We in the midst of a heat wave
A hot wave with Shockwave
Please God save my
Balls
We on some bodily harm sh**
The city smells like someone trapped a fart in an armpit
Balls
The air is hot like tar
What the f** would I not do for a klondike bar on these
Balls
Scramble an egg on the sidewalk
It's hotter than a priest at a Fire Island Pride Walk
Balls
It's hotter than Megan Fox s**ing a popsicle
While eight hot lady cops tickle my
Balls