[Verse 1: Lulu; LilyPichu]
Hi! I'm Lulu and I'm super pleased to meet you
Faerie's on my shoulder, he can't wait to make you meat, too
Dispense with the formalities and schemes you may be contemplating
Foes are turning furry in a hurry when transmogulating
By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes
Boys see me and get Wild Growth
Just one look and "Up we go!"
Muggles always on my wand
Bit of Whimsy and they'll be gone
And what we did with my magic stick
Don't remember? I'll send you Pix
Not quite the common lady, but just maybe you can get to know me
Shielding all these carries, staying wary, just to keep you going
They know that I'm the dom and stay submissive to this magic master
Fidget with your mind and drive you crazy till you can't spell "caster"
Turn you warm an fuzzy, leave you silenced, now you're cannon fodder
Fend against these dark arts all you want, but you're no Harry Potter
Pick a lane to face me, tilting baby, it just doesn't matter
Panic while I'm stacking magicked corpses like, "Abra Cadaver"
[Verse 2: Rumble; UNSURE OF WHICH ARTIST]
The mobile warrior is back, commence the drillin' and k**in'
These villains illing and feeling, the robot wrath that I'm willing
I've reached the ceiling, but not my rhymes or sk**s that are spilling
I'm at my threshold for damage and now I'm red unfeeling
It's time to go, cause when my armor's steady and ready
I'm gonna lay a beat down; and one they won't be forgetting
Tristy's my soul, and though I'm bound to damage and Ravage
I'm focused like a Laserbeak and Rumble's still such a savage!
[Verse 3: Ziggs; UNSURE OF WHICH ARTIST]
This'll be a blast!
Exploding to the battle, I'm unloading the satchel
I'm the Hexploisive Heimerdinger, though he thinks I'm a ha**le
But even Donger must be feeling the extent of my brilliance
Cause when the Dean of Demolition speaks, the world's gonna hear it
It's time to boot up the show
This fuse is ready to blow
Fallout from my mega bomb is dropping nuclear glow
I hope you've got enough room
Because you can't flee the doom
Like Marvin Martian I just want to hear this world go "Kaboom"
I may be talking Looney Tunes, but I'm a Hannah-Barbarian
My explosive devices just makes it harder to bury you
When the bomb is ignited and then you try to escape
I see you here and there and there- well, you're all over the place
The major league competitor, because I throw like it's Madden
And then I use my satchel charge to just take off like Aladdin
And I don't need a Jasmine; I just need you to be gone
I can show you the world when I drop this magic carpet bomb
[Verse 4: Gnar; Rawb]
It's no surprise, That I'm breakin' the ice
Look I'm just here so I don't get fined
The past and present, You can Link it to I, My temperament rise
Gla** cannon as a dorf, Until you see the Ganon surprise, Check it
Shifting the flow, The two for one package is coming back like it's a boomerang throw
Watch how I Glo, Up into Yorkage with the beast inside, The name's Gnaruto
Identity crisis, We splice up the flavor, Experimental build, Feel like I'm Stitch
A Gentleman's Savage, Mischief amidst, Digivolution, From Rookie to Switch!
When your team game's distorted, And synergy gets contorted
Resisting me is the focus, My Rampage will annul it
I Evolve into a Godlike Zilla, No point in hiding
I'm invincible, Provided no David can stop Goliath
When the boulders get to flying, Your stones are hardly defiant
Blood and bones my bread and bu*ter, When feeding this Dino Giant
Anger potent, Hi, I'm Hogan Gnar, Cross me and I'll throw you far
Prehistoric Cyber Franky, Little Foots with bulky arms
Manners isn't made for Gnar, Banner, Hulk is who I are
Charming but alarming, Bandle City's my Jura**ic Park
(Big Gnar)
From Diddy Kong, (To the mighty Grodd)
(Hit Gear 4, Then I crush them), All
(Jumping, Crushing, Stomping
Going hard is never going far)
This is War, A Yordle's Paradise y'all
And they call me Gnar!
[Verse 5: Amumu; The Yordles(?)]
I've got a mighty tantrum
Inducing rage all day
When despair sets in you know it's the
Curse of the Sad Mummy
"So sad and lorn, the helpless lad,"
I heard them say
From behind my back but I guess that
Is who I've become today
Crying to your mummy, she ain't coming, ain't it funny?
Stepping in to teamfights, about to make that money
Throwing out that bandage toss
I'm looking for some new friends
Okay! Where are we going?
Aww, wait, hey no, come back!
You don't wanna play with me?
Then I guess it's time for a hug attack!
Tearing through this brush with my hunter's machete, uh
2 health pots and a warding totem at the ready
My tears don't fall, no they crash all around me
Because no one wants to duo queue with a sad little mummy
Coming out the jungle and I'm still looking for new friends
Wanna hug it out or are you looking to get stunned again?
Amumu the mummy, immortal master of misery
With all my CC I'll make us friends for eternity!
[Verse 6: Heimerdinger; UNSURE OF WHICH ARTIST]
Enough this display is highly repulsive
And frankly far too ego indulgent
This misappliance of science indeed must retire
But for the time being I'll fight fire with fire
I am the HE-IM-ER DI-NG-ER END ALL BE ALL
Inventor, experimenter, professor, data processor
Embodiment of accomplishment, but you can call me God
I created the rap game. On that level you cannot attain
Turrets in place. Rockets to the face
Numba one stunna with a shock gre-nade
I see you heading back to base. Mid is conquered
Journal entry title for today: RAISE YOUR DONGERS
Even though you scream and you blaspheme
I'm more than I seem
More than a meme
Remember kids Donger is king
My readings aren't light
My afro is tight
Say my name
You're god dong right
[Verse 7: Kennen; Jaynee]
Kennen, master ninja, a Hero of the Storm
I'm here to counteract the Blizzard, lightning's keeping you warm
And with a shimmering shadow, you're gonna feel the Raikiri
An AoE of Thor's armada, striking anyone near me
Thunder drop is in the zone; smite you down and send you on
Blitzkrieg in the middle lane, mark you, till you feel the pain
Stopping dead within your tracks; then you hear that thunder crack
Leave you blind, like you're Lee Sin; you're in the dust; I am the wind
Flash of League of Legends, Yordle Zeus is what they're calling me
The Tesla coils around the team, 'till they form a dichotomy
The lightning blast lobotomy; this homicidal side of me conflicting with the notion that I got my medical degree
No ordinary doctor, Kennen M.D.'s gonna hit the scene
An artist with a shuriken or scalpel; all the same to me
Cause dress me up or down, it makes no difference, when I'm owning ya
Bandle City's got its heroes, this one's for Ionia!
[Verse 8: Veigar; UNSURE OF WHICH ARTIST]
Oh little heroes, how quickly you fall...
Kneel before the rod, I am the hand of desecration
My will is the force that shall undo creation
Impeded by you weaklings, such nerve, such gall
Valoran at my hand? Now, that's thinking too small
Imagine if you will a small nexus of worlds
As they curl and unfurl, binding light in a swirl
Clad in darkness so distant, so vast and destructive
A cluster of stars that bend to my instruction
Take it to the galaxy; you won't last long
Blowing up the planet; like you're on Krypton
Generating mana, Q is stacking up the damage
You were never gonna manage, suddenly you're gone
E, now you're standing in my sight
R, losing half your life
Nowhere left to run, when you're sitting in a stun
Timer ticking down to 1, W, goodnight
Ever so suddenly, you are cowering up to me
Chaotic supremacy, no AD for this Entropy
Such a thrill when this fire's ignited
Watching you divided; never been so excited!
[Verse 9: Tristana; Nicki Taylor]
Umm, is that a rocket in your pocket?!
Boom! Tristana's here to annihilate the battlefield
So head to my bottom lane; won't you tell me how you really feel?
You're just another target; you're a mark to test the schemes I'm planning
Once you're in my sights you're getting shot up by my Boomer cannon
Hit you with the timer, then I Rocket, so we get together
Fire till explosion, then I'm out, I guess I'll call you never
Next thing that you know, you're up at home, feeling a little mad
But tilting lasts forever, sorry babe, you're just a one-night stand
[Verse 10: Teemo; Popushi(?)]
Captain Teemo, I'm armed and ready
I'm the poisonous pest that you've all been dreading
Like a pox when I blind you and sneak up behind you
You run, but I'll find you- leave presents inside you
Back up; I'm here to carry the team on my back, when it's clear that nobody can match up
Like Prince when the purple is raining and all of the scrubs sitting idle can't catch up
But here I stand, a Yordle who's holding your life in his hands
One dart, and you're back to the stands
All those best laid plans fall to the sand, when there's no Kryptonite for this Superman
Omega Squad; say hello to the New God
My darkside is too raw, but War's just what I live for
I'm sick to my stomach of little repugnant deliberate bugs with the mouths that keep running
Toxic or nothing, Pestilence runneth
Famine I hunger and for d**h cometh
Apocalypse arrives, taking no sides
But Teemo is here to decide the fate of the enemy five who pray to survive
But none of them leave here alive
Shrooms for you all in the room
This is your tomb
While my dominance will resume
Say your farewells
If Teemo is Satan, I'm dragging you kicking and screaming into Elo Hell