I'm in the crib bu*t naked b**h
She said my dick could be the next black president
Americans hate the I'm American
Medicine, I treat it like peppermints
Uh, I'm in the ocean getting shark p**y
Shoot you in ya f**in' mouth and make you talk to me
Sometimes I need someone to talk to
Cause I Am Not A Human Being... Part Two
Getting paid, show money for walkthroughs
Lettin' all these hoes ride my dick, car pools
My bars pa**ed the bar exam, no law school
Cash Money Army, veteran with my war wounds
Uh, whatcha man doing?
I pop his muthaf**in' top like a canned good
And all my n***as that I roll with are hella armed
And last night I took a transformer
And had a dream that my dick turned to Megatron
But my girl, was sleeping with Decepticons
Money talks man and mine talk lecture long
P-U-S-S-Y... my second home
I be grindin' on them hoes like a half pipe
She say "Tunechi you the sh**, you need your a** wiped"
I say "Before you gas me up, check the gas price"
Then I make her take this dick like advice
She see-saw it, she s** it and enjoy it
I stick it in her a** like some f**ing steroids
Jose Canseco, make no mistake
Like a white boy wearing black paint
You're a fake a** n***a
Break pads n***a... wait
You ain't in my weight cla** n***a
Lookin' for the muthaf**in' man in the mirror
Runnin' this sh** like a faucet... Farrah
Barra... cuda, who the f** you are?
I can make ya b**h root for me like I grew her
Bodies in the sewer, tampons in manure
90 billions b**hes on my dick like a skewer
That's swag, I'm a True Blood, b**h no fangs
Been went pro, now I'm going propane
Tell the b**h get off me, b**h get off me
I got her over here blowing me like coffee
Decaffeinated, hand me that paper like I graduated
And I get head while it's decapitated
Think it's a game n***a come play
I'm with my k**er bees, f** bug spray
Yeah, Young Money so gangsta, I personally know strangers
It's so strange but this girl named Dana, like to go an*l
Shoot 'em in his head, what's that? A no brainer
Plain ol' n***a, but a break from the norm
I wear my heart on my sleeve so don't be breakin' my arm
I rather ring ya f**in' neck before I ring the alarm
I dream to meet a serial k**er that'll bring me alone
Wit 'em, I gotta hit 'em like redbones with long hair
f** with me, ya a** is gra**... get a lawn chair
I was f**ing before my dick started growin' hair
b**hes sweatin' me like John Mayer, or warm air
Man, nuts and bananas
You know how the tables turn, where are your table manners?
If you fake, put a egg in ya shoe and scramble
No rubber... I just f**ed this piano
n***a