[Verse 1]
Oh, i just love your sillicon lips and your plazzie tits
And those ugly scars from where you s**ed out all the flabby bits
You ain't no average natural b**h at peace you're a freak show
You crack a smile but, can't control the muscles in your cheeks though
Face stuck, with the same look, like a manikin
With your bedazzlin vajazzle and carrot skin
Ma**ive fake lashes with them eyebrows tatted on
A cla**y one, looking like your ancestors survived an atom bomb
f** the look you were born with every man
Wants a who*e with an injected tan and a horse wig
That can shapeshift, I love the way your fake a** stays stiff
When she shakes it, first facelift - age six
She's a sight, brought to life with a doctor's knife
Looking for the next rich dumb footy playa that wants a wife
And their dick s**ed for a nip tuck that Lil Kim look
Oozing cla** the waxwork Ruby Wax
Bad attitude and contact lenses to match her shoes
Bad attitude and contact lenses to match her shoes
[Hook]
Calves, tits, a**, lips, eyes, hips
Want to make me look like Frankenstein b**h
Calves, tits, a**, lips, eyes, hips
I want to look like Frankensteins b**h
Calves, tits, a**, lips, eyes, hips
Want to make me look like Frankenstein b**h
Calves, tits, a**, lips, eyes, hips
Please make me look like Frankensteins b**h
[Verse 2]
So you need to take a bit from here
Put it over here then reconstruct your rear end
I'm just being honest by the time you leave the office
You'll realize how ugly you are now and how you should be I promise
This is a bussiness of pleasing people
And if making you look like a monster was immoral baby it'd be illegal
Don't you wanna be a magazine star
Max Clifford PR, it depends how big your dreams are
Your whole body could be as fake as them fingernails
You could shake them tits for a bunch of coke sniffin males
With one long and painful surgical procedure
You won't be able to tell if you're a person or a creature
To be honest that plain Jane looks finished
When you can be a walking talking paintbrushed image