[MARGOT]
Dear Elle, he's a lucky guy
I'm, like, gonna cry, I got tears comin' out of my nose!
MAD PROPS! He's the campus catch
You're a perfect match
'Cause you both got such great taste in clothes
Of course he will propose!
[SERENA]
Dear Elle, honey mazel tov
Future's taking off
Bring that ring back and show it to me!
[PILAR]
Four carats, a princess cut
Are you psyched or what?
I just wish I could be there to see
[MARGOT, SERENA, & PILAR]
When he gets down on one knee!
[DELTA NUS]
Omigod!
Omigod you guys
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies
Omigod you guys!
Omigod this is happening
Our own homecoming Queen and King
Finally she'll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size
Omigod you guys!
Omigod!
[PILAR]
Okay, everybody signed?
Good now form a line and we'll start the engagement parade
[SERENA]
Light candles in single file
Don't forget to smile!
Lose the gum Kate, you look like the maid
[KATE]
Sorry!
[SERENA]
Now prepare to serenade!
Shhh!
[DELTA NUS]
Omigod! Omigod you guys
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize
[SERENA]
Shh!
[DELTA NUS]
If there ever was a perfect couple this one quali-
[SERENA]
Shh!
[DELTA NUS]
Omigod! You gu-
[SERENA]
Guys, I'm Serious!
[DELTA NU #1]
Elle and Warner were meant to be!
[DELTA NU #2]
Not once ever has he hit on me!
[KATE]
SHUT UP!
[MARGOT]
Theyre just like that couple from Titanic
Only no one dies
[DELTA NUS]
Omigod!
[A DELTA NU]
2, 3, 4
[DELTA NUS]
Daughter of Delta Nu
Soon to be fiance
Now that a man chose you
Your life begins today
Make him a happy home
Waste not his hard-earned wage
And so he does not roam
Strive not to look your age
Still in your hour of need
Let it be understood, no man can supercede
Our sacred bond of sisterhood
Omigod! Omigod, you gu-
[SERENA]
Guys, she's not here
[MARGOT]
Bruiser, where is Elle?
[BRUSIER]
(Barks)
[MARGOT]
She doesnt have an engagement outfit?
[BRUSIER]
(Barks)
[MARGOT]
She's totally freaking out?
[BRUSIER]
(Barks)
[MARGOT]
Shes trapped in the old valley mill??!?!
[BRUSIER]
(Barks)
[MARGOT]
Oh, whoops, sorry!
The Old Valley Mall!
[DELTA NUS]
OMIGOD! Dress Emergency!
[SERENA]
Dont take the freeway!
[A DELTA NU]
Hey, wait for me!
[DELTA NUS]
No one should be left alone to dress
Or to accessories
[A DELTA NU]
Omigod you guys
[DELTA NUS]
Omigod, omigod
Omigod, omigod
You guys!
[ELLE]
It's almost there but
This dress needs to seal the deal
Make a grown man kneel
But it can't come right out and say bride
Can't look like I'm desperate
Or like I'm waiting for it
I gotta leave Warner his pride
So bride is more implied
(ENTER DELTA NU'S)
[ELLE]
Omigod! Omigod, you guys!
All this week I've had bu*terflies
Everytime he looks at me it's totally proposal eyes
Omigod, you guys!
So help me dress for my fairy tale
Can't wear something I bought on sale
[SERENA]
Love is, like, forever
This is no time to economize
[DELTA NUS]
Omigod you guys!
[SHOPGIRL]
Blondes make commission so easy...
Excuse me, have you seen this?
It just came in
It's perfect for a blonde
[ELLE]
Right, with a half-loop stitch on china silk?
[SHOPGIRL]
Uh-huh
[ELLE]
But the thing is, you can't use a half-loop stitch on china silk
It'll pucker
And you didn't just get this in 'cause I saw it in last May's Vogue
[DELTA NUS]
Omigod. Omigod you guys!
[ELLE]
I'm not about to buy last year's dress at this year's price
[DELTA NUS]
Elle saw right through that sales girls lies
[ELLE]
It may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde
I may be in love but I'm not stupid, lady, I've got eyes
[MANAGER]
Omigod! Elle Woods, sorry, our mistake
Courtney, take your break!
Just ignore her, she hasn't been well
Try this latest from Milan, go on, try it on
I take care of my best clientele
It's a gift from me to Elle!
[ELLE]
Omigod! Omigod you guys!
This one's perfect, and it's just my size!
See, dreams really do come true
You never have to compromise
Omigod!
[DELTA NUS]
Omigod! Omigod, you guys!
Let's go home before someone cries
If there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies
'Cause we love you guys
[ELLE]
No, I love you guys!
[DELTA NUS]
Omigod!
[ELLE]
Omigod!
[ALL]
Omigod, you guys!
OMIGOD!