Sometimes when you're really awkward
You do awkward things
So I'm gonna tell what I've been doing lately
I've been turning everything into a landshark
What's a landshark?
It's a shark
That's on land
Motherf**er
If you wanna turn yourself into a landshark
You're gonna need a hand
And if you don't have one
Then you're f**ed!
But you're gonna take your hand a put it on your back like a fin
And now you're a landshark
Yeah, you're a landshark
In the middle of na awkward conversation?
Nope! Not anymore!
Landshark, you'll never f**ing catch me, b**h!
If you have any friends, then you could turn them into landsharks
But you don't, so cry for a minute
Then turn your dog into a landshark
Kermit landshark
Marble landshark
Now I'm gonna show you some pictures I made:
Snape landshark
Hamster landshark
Apple landshark
Christian Bale is a landshark
The guy from Ancient Aliens is a landshark
This is a sandshark, now it's a landshark
The Eiffel Tower is a landmark, now it's a landshark
Unicorns aren't mythical creatures
They're horses dressed up in landshark costumes
Don't trust those motherf**ers!
Now put some helium in a giant airshark
Watch it fly around
Laugh about it
Do a plank on the ground as a landshark
It's so much cooler then regular planking
Landshark, tree bark
What do you get when you put a landshark with a landshark?
Jesus
How do you landsharks have s** with each other?
bo*ers
Turtle backpack, turtle landshark
Apologize to your dog
Eat your feelings
Landshark
Cry about the fact that you made this vÃdeo
Labdshark