I got a parrot of hair on my shoulder
Its apparent its there, and its bolder
Like I show you my cards, Im no folder
Yes Im a soldier
Against everything square and unsightly
Yes I know I look good, so dont fight me
All I need is a clip or a scrunchie
And then Im ready
Because I rock a side pony
Baby Im just living my life
Because I rock a side pony
I rock a side pony
I rock a side pony
Who doesnt love a side pony?
Baby Im just living my life
Because I rock a side pony
I rock a side pony
I rock a side pony
Since I met you, youve been in my stable
And I see you whenever Im able
Though were keeping it under the table
It aint a fable
Why cant we hide it away in your derby
Were having fun and were keeping it flirty
Everybody might say that its dirty
But dont you worry
Because I rock a side pony
Baby Im just living my life
Because I rock a side pony
I rock a side pony
I rock a side pony
Who doesnt love a side pony?
Baby Im just living my life
Because I rock a side pony
I rock a side pony
I rock a side pony