(gary o'connor) (track 7 - time 3:17) Well he caught her doin' 90 at the top of a hill He called out, "get over, now who you tryin' to k**" Oh she caught her reflection in a mirror on his face In her k-mart collection of leather and lace They followed the directions to the letter of the law And in a turn of events she told him, "up against the wall" She took a look around and said, "can't you feel the danger?" Baby won't you be my texas ranger Callin' help please Won't somebody rescue me I'll be around now, don't be a stranger I just wanna be your texas ranger He said my momma calls me sonny but you can call me ray I bring love to justice, i'm in it for the game With a black-belt in flirtation she put him to the test
So they made a reservation in the wild, wild west And they heard him call as she fell into favor Baby won't you be my texas ranger Callin' help please Lock me up and lose the key Well the arms of the law getcha sooner or later Baby won't you be my texas ranger Oh save me texas I want you to help me, help me Damsel in distress Oooh, i'm all out of breath And i'm in a cold sweat, yeah Callin' help please Lock me up and lose the key Gonna shoot out the lights, wake up the neighbors Baby won't you be my texas ranger Take me, take me, take me to texas baby Won't you be my texas ranger I just wanna be your texas ranger