[Verse 1]
Sirens off in the distance
Kwogfaf intellect imminent
Deliberate, not contingent
This the crime scene, you're the witness
Spidey lifts cars I lift up walruses
Rain dance twirl around on carca**es
Journey the world swim across the oceans
Spent time alone practiced the motions
Stick your head beneath the faucet
Soap your tongue up like a child's swears acknowledged
Everything done with the utmost precisions
Side-dick sneaker-y could generate religions
Hopped on a plane to the Bahamas
Now I'm nabbing f**boys to feed my pet piranhas
Tongue laced with taffy, pink like fairy Wanda
Now I'm in the dome again bringing out the thunda
Cut you in like fabric by a seamstress
I'm serious, call me the word brain linguist
I like to get high, watch anti-marijuana adds
Thinking the director could really use a dab
If I had enough money, I'd buy a bulldozer
Drive it to and from work and never get pulled over
I wanna perform on stage with a snake wrapped around me
I wanna become a mage who pops bubble wrap rapidly
I wanna be talented like tootsie roll marketers
Decades of selling you candy that looks like sh**
A rapper's like a poet who does his own stunts
Why do people k** rodents?
We're both tryna get a nut for the winter months
Tongue swelling, spit spewed amok
What starts with an f, ends with uck?
Fire engine, wait no, f**
Dang
[Verse 2]
I call out those that misbehave
Someone put my shoes in my microwave
Still haven't found that joker
Listen up, your prank was mediocre
Eat crow, tongue stuck with tons of feathers
Tarred up like an olden style pleasure
If anyone says they can contest me
It's a f**ing lie
Like a DVD player that supports HDMI
Switch topics, pulled out of left field
Pulling out like that's it I've left the field
Damn, this beat is murderous
Left your girl's house, head like Cerberus
Humanity at times is so egregious
Maybe bigfoot is hiding cuz he doesn't wanna see us
Wham, call me George Michael
Try and copy, I'll be the Michael to your Pichael
[Verse 3]
Uh this ride, feel it like the tide
Feel it like the time Ron Swanson cried
Feel it like you're in the Jackson Five
This is Kwogfaf, Tongue Dyed
Yeah he's clever but what's the message
Eminem is hearing this feeling jealous
Zealous, I'll never sell out
I meant what I said: I'll never sell out
Even if offered dough in abundance
Cuz I keep it raw like students of abstinence
That was a joke though the subject is parlous
I will always jest like David Foster Wallace
That inventor guy with the dog named Gromit
Marginally obscure reference
Honestly for sure my preference
I'm gonna stop now
But only cuz I got other things to attend to
I'm Kwogfaf and this is Klondue