Season 1
The Big Bran Hypothesis
The Fuzzy Boots Corollary
The Luminous Fish Effect
The Hamburger Postulate
The Middle-Earth Paradigm
The Dumpling Paradox
The Gra**hopper Experiment
The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization
The Loobenfeld Decay
The Pancake Batter Anomaly
The Jerusalem Duality
The Bat Jar Conjecture
The Nerdvana Annihilation
The Shiksa Indeterminacy
The Pork Chop Indeterminacy
The Peanut Reaction
The Tangerine Factor
Season 2
The Bad Fish Paradigm
The Codpiece Topology
The Barbarian Sublimation
The Griffin Equivalency
The Euclid Alternative
The Cooper–Nowitzki Theorem
The Panty Piñata Polarization
The Lizard–Spock Expansion
The White Asparagus Triangulation
The Vartabedian Conundrum
The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis
The k**er Robot Instability
The Friendship Algorithm
The Financial Permeability
The Maternal Capacitance
The Cushion Saturation
The Terminator Decoupling
The Work Song Nanocluster
The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition
The Hofstadter Isotope
The Vegas Renormalization
The Cla**ified Materials Turbulence
The Monopolar Expedition
Season 3
The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
The Jiminy Conjecture
The Gothowitz Deviation
The Pirate Solution
The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary
The Cornhusker Vortex
The Guitarist Amplification
The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
The Vengeance Formulation
The Gorilla Experiment
The Maternal Congruence
The Psychic Vortex
The Bozeman Reaction
The Einstein Approximation
The Large Hadron Collision
The Excelsior Acquisition
The Precious Fragmentation
The Pants Alternative
The Wheaton Recurrence
The Spaghetti Catalyst
The Plimpton Stimulation
The Staircase Implementation
The Lunar Excitation
Season 4
The Robotic Manipulation
The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification
The Zazzy Substitution
The Hot Troll Deviation
The Desperation Emanation
The Irish Pub Formulation
The Apology Insufficiency
The 21-Second Excitation
The Boyfriend Complexity
The Alien Parasite Hypothesis
The Justice League Recombination
The Bus Pants Utilization
The Love Car Displacement
The Thespian Catalyst
The Benefactor Factor
The Cohabitation Formulation
The Toast Derivation
The Prestidigitation Approximation
The Zarnecki Incursion
The Herb Garden Germination
The Agreement Dissection
The Wildebeest Implementation
The Engagement Reaction
The Roommate Transmogrification
Season 5
The Skank Reflex an*lysis
The Infestation Hypothesis
The Pulled Groin Extrapolation
The Wiggly Finger Catalyst
The Russian Rocket Reaction
The Rhinitis Revelation
The Good Guy Fluctuation
The Isolation Permutation
The Ornithophobia Diffusion
The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition
The Speckerman Recurrence
The Shiny Trinket Maneuver
The Recombination Hypothesis
The Beta Test Initiation
The Friendship Contraction
The Vacation Solution
The Rothman Disintegration
The Werewolf Transformation
The Weekend Vortex
The Transporter Malfunction
The Hawking Excitation
The Stag Convergence
The Launch Acceleration
The Countdown Reflection
Season 6
The Date Night Variable
The Decoupling Fluctuation
The Higgs Boson Observation
The Re-Entry Minimization
The Holographic Excitation
The Extract Obliteration
The Habitation Configuration
The 43 Peculiarity
The Parking Spot Escalation
The Fish Guts Displacement
The Santa Simulation
The Egg Salad Equivalency
The Bakersfield Expedition
The Cooper/Kripke Inversion
The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
The Tangible Affection Proof
The Monster Isolation
The Contractual Obligation Implementation
The Closet Reconfiguration
The Tenure Turbulence
The Closure Alternative
The Proton Resurgence
The Love Spell Potential
The Bon Voyage Reaction
Season 7
The Hofstadter Insufficiency
The Deception Verification
The Scavenger Vortex
The Raiders Minimization
The Workplace Proximity
The Romance Resonance
The Proton Displacement
The Itchy Brain Simulation
The Thanksgiving Decoupling
The Discovery Dissipation
The Cooper Extraction
The Hesitation Ramification
The Occupation Recalibration
The Convention Conundrum
The Locomotive Manipulation
The Table Polarization
The Friendship Turbulence
The Mommy Observation
The Indecision Amalgamation
The Relationship Diremption
The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
The Proton Transmogrification
The Gorilla Dissolution
The Status Quo Combustion