[Verse 1]
Time to get down to the next plan
Comin back is Kool G Rap with the x-rated s** plan
It ain't a toy and my balls ain't made from nerf
f**in G Rap is worse than givin birth
And I won't have no pity on ya, girlie
b**h, you'll be thinkin that your period came down early
Cause I be breakin f**in backs
On top of that leavin b**hes with ice packs on they a** cracks
I ain't no muthaf**in minor
f**in with me is like playin Russian roulette with your vagina
I'll even f** a pregnant b**h
I poke her muthaf**in baby in the head with my dick
You wanna give me head, I won't deprive ya
But it won't be no more room in your mouth for no saliva
Dick so hard it might surprise ya
In order to get it soft you need a meat tenderizer
It ain't a box spring thing no more
sh**, me and your a**'ll be cavin through the floor
sh**, Mickey Rourke was weak
Cause my dick'll stay hard longer than _9 1/2 Weeks_
And if you're givin me the innocence, girlfriend
Forget about takin temperature that way ever again
I make a grown-a** woman start to moan when I hit it
But under 21 is not permitted
[Hook]
Under 21 is not permitted
But 35's the limit
(Hey yo, you gotta be of age)
Under 21 is not permitted
[Verse 2]
That's right, b**hes, I wanna knock you
What can my co*k do, rock you till the ( *co*kcrow* )
Then straight back to the evening
All night long it's nothin but heavy breathin
Slam-bam, thank you ma'am
Forget Terry Lewis and come and let my Jimmy Jam
Now I got plenty rubbers in a stash
But I'm so happy to get the p**y that I'm f**in you with GLAD Bags
Yeah b**h, like Richard Simmons I'mma stretch you
My best position is the muthaf**in bretzel
Givin golden showers of pain
I'm like Prince but yo, I wanna see you laughin at my Yellow Rain
But yo, you gotta be of age
Cause when I'm through hittin the clit I don't wanna sit inside a cage
Under 21 is not permitted, girl, it's simple
Cause some b**hes make you feel like you're f**in Shirley Temple
So back off, you little skeezer
Kool G Rap can't see ya because your beaver got a Ceasar
You can't get none if you're too young
Sorry ho, you gotta go because you don't know how to come
I feel lust but just forget it
Yeah, under 21 is not permitted
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
See, I don't wanna be nobody's cellmate
So you gotta wait cause I don't f** around with jailbait
You're too young to give up a**, ho
Ho, you gotta come back when that p**y grows a afro
Then that's when my dick hardens
f** Great Adventures, I'm goin straight to Bush Gardens
And if that don't inflict pain
I'm leavin your house with sh** stains on my dick veins
You know I dick em when I date em
Have em breakin cause I be makin love to b**hes like I hate em
Then I'm shootin like a Luger
And I get scratches on my back like I was f**in Freddy Krueger
I make a hooker very happy
I need a catcher's mitt the way b**hes be throwin p**y at me
And if your a** is too old you gotta cruise
I only knock boots, not muthaf**in orthopedic shoes
Old b**hes got me runnin
Caues I don't need a b**h peein all over me talkin about she's comin
So grandma, just quit it
Under 21 is not permitted but 35's the limit
[Bridge]
Under 21 is not permitted
But 35's the limit
I'm one n***a you ain't vickin
I'm gettin rich but yo but bum b**h, I ain't trickin
[Hook]