[1 minute 9 seconds of s** noises] you will come... Here we come crawling out of the mud from chaos primevil to the barnyard sun dragging our bad selves from one end of time with nothing to declare but some half written rhymes we're happy and dire, confused and depressed the songs that we sing are the songs of the blessed with flowers to pick and blood on our hands who or what I'll help you understand Hey hey we're the Monkees What? Hey hey Hey hey hey What? What's going on? Hey hey hey Hey hey hey We're not the Monkees Hey hey we're the Monkees we're not the monkeys we don't even like the monkeys Have I ever liked the Monkees? Hey hey we're the Monkees Monkees monkeys-monkeys Monkees monkey-monkey Monkees monkey-monkey-monkey-monkey-monkey... Monkees A whomp bam baloo bop ballop bam bomp? A whomp bam baloo bop ballop bam bomp? We're justified and we're ancient and we like to roam the land We're justified and we're ancient I hope you understand we don't want to upset the apple cart and we don't want to cause any harm but if you don't like what we're going to do you better not stop us cause we're coming through
We're justified and we're ancient and we like to roam the land We're justified and we're ancient I hope you understand we don't want to upset the apple cart and we don't want to cause any harm but if you don't like what we're going to do you better not stop us cause we're coming through We're justified and we're ancient and we like to roam the land We're justified and we're ancient I hope you understand we don't want to upset the apple cart and we don't want to cause any harm but if you don't like what we're going to do you better not stop us cause we're coming through we don't want to upset the apple cart and we don't want to cause any harm but if you don't like what we're going to do you better not stop us cause we're coming through We're justified and we're ancient and we like to roam the land We're justified and we're ancient I hope you understand we don't want to upset the apple cart and we don't want to cause any harm but if you don't like what we're going to do you better not stop us cause we're coming through ooo ooo ooo ooo ah Mind the Gap Mind the Gap Mind the Gap Stand clear of the doors please