[Intro: Slavoj Zizek]
What's up with this music?!
I am a philosopher, I like to provoke
We live in perverted times
So let me tell you a perverted joke
A famous, dirty, horrible joke
Taking place in 15th century Russia
A farmer and his wife walk along a dusty country road.
A Mongol warrior on a horse stops and says
"I'm gonna rape your wife and you should hold my testicles
While I rape your wife, so that they will not get dusty"
When he raped his wife, the Mongol warrior went away
The farmer started to laugh and jump with joy, his wife said
"Hey, how can you be happy?! I was just brutally raped!"
And he says "But I got him, His balls are full of dust."
Well, in reality we only dirty with dust the balls of those in power.
And now comes the dirty conclusion - the point is to cut them off!
[Verse 1]
Now let me warn you this isn't Macarena, not Chicken dance
not Aserejé, not Gangnam style and so on and so on
We stand no chance, there's no time for romance
It's time to dance The Perverted Dance
[Hook x2]
Cut the balls,
We need to cut the balls
We need to cut the balls
The balls of those in power
We need to cut the balls
And our faces won't be sour
Just cut the balls
Make them become Niagara falls
Cut the balls
We need to cut the balls
We need to cut the balls
The balls of those in power
We need to cut the balls
We can train with cauliflower
Just cut the balls
Make them become Niagara falls
[Verse 2]
Oh, my god, why am I doing this?! Singing, dancing,
I feel like that disgusting guy from Canada, Justin Bieber...
So, the problem with capitalism is that it's in the crisis from its very beginning
From somewhere, I would say, late 18th century, there are prophets who claim capitalism is nearing its end
It's like that stupid bird Phoenix, the more you, you know, it returns
I got hungry, let's grab something to eat
What, no meat, only for vegetarians
Degenerates, degenerates, they'll all soon turn into monkeys
I don't say let's do nothing
I say sometimes doing nothing is the most violent thing to do
So cut the balls, just cut the balls
And racism is also a problem
So be like Kung Fu Panda - be white, black, Asian
And cut the balls, just cut the balls
They call me The Borat of Philosophy
The Marx Brother and The Elvis of cultural theory
Cut the crap and cut the balls, just cut the balls
[Second Žižek]
Hey, I am Slavoj Žižek
[First Žižek]
No, I am Slavoj Žižek
[Second Žižek]
No, I am Slavoj Žižek
[First Žižek]
f** that, whatever, let's all be Slavoj Žižek
Grab and pull the imaginary balls from the sky
Cut through the air and say bye, bye, bye
Let's join together, let's fall in trance
Let's dance The Perverted Dance
[Hook x3]
This stupid repetitive mechanic music
Stop it
Thank you, thank you very much
The problem is maybe not the big act "Cut the balls"
but you make small changes and all of a sudden, balls are no longer there
Those in power look down and say "Oh, where are my balls?"
and suddenly their voices get higher and so on and so on and so on
I stand by my joke. The structure of the joke is that this so called progressive intellectual
in order to score his small narcissistic point, oh, I dusted the balls
totally ignores the suffering there and that's the whole point of the joke
So cut the balls, we need to cut the balls