[Chorus]
Armed and dangerous
Versus stoned and lazy
No doubt who'd come out on top
Lost and running
Versus convicted felon
I'll be the one in the squad car
If there is ever a problem again
I can just call up my friend
[Verse 1]
Lighter in hand, [?] on the table
Detective McCain knocks on my door
Flashes his batch, shows me a picture
Says 'son, have you ever seen this one before?'
[Verse 2]
So I shook my head, too scared to answer
The smell on my breath 'bout to spell out my in
I ask 'what's he done?' as my friend was leaving
With a hand on his gun, said 'he's a dangerous man'
[Chorus]
Armed and dangerous
Versus stoned and lazy
No doubt who'd come out on top
Lost and running
Versus convicted felon
I'll be the one in the squad car
If there is ever a problem again
I can just call up my friend
Detective McCain
[Verse 3]
I locked the door, I held myself hostage
I lay on the floor 'til I talk myself down
Life, she ain't so kind, but what are the chances
The next it's me, oh when the man rolls around
[Chorus]
Armed and dangerous
Versus stoned and lazy
No doubt who'd come out on top
Lost and running
Versus convicted felon
I'll be the one in the squad car
And if there is ever a problem again
I can just call up my friend
Detective McCain
[Outro]
Armed and dangerous
Versus stoned and lazy
No doubt who'd come out on top
Detective McCain