Eat your heart out Johnny B
Apollo came down and was good to me
He set me on fire and he sang me a tune
And he messed up my mind like a crazy cartoon
And now I'm calling the doctor 'cause I'm ringing like a bell
And I play the guitar like a demon from hell
'Cause I was once a normal kid
'Til the devil came down and he flipped my lid
He gave me a switchblade and he gave me a muse
And he vomited acid all over my shoes
And now I'm screaming of sinning and I'm doing it well
And my head is a-spinning like a demon from hell
Now I'm not normal and I can't understand
What it takes to be a normal man
I go so loco into the unknown
I'm screaming evil on your telephone
Yeah, I'm f**ing and s**ing and I'm casting a spell
And I'm stabbing the pitchfork like a demon from hell
Yeah, call up the doctor 'cause I'm ringing like a bell
And I play the guitar like a demon from hell