My kingdom is overrun with
Creepers and crawlers
Ugly, messy, smelly, hungry
Spreepers and sprawlers
Frogsnarks hopping, hopping around
Buffalopes stomping and smashing up the ground
Zebrats flying and hanging upside-down
Piggoos mooching all over the town
Cowrems rambling, and grazing the gra**
Hoblephants waiting under the overpa**
Liobanes pouncing on the unsuspecting children
Havocrays buzzing and purring like an engine
My kingdom is overrun with
Creepers and crawlers (OH GOD)
Sneaking, spying, spraying, lying
Dreepers and droolers
Monkbees swinging, spudding up the streets
A million kangareeps with a million fluffy feets
Pandaduds eating our food supply
Watching all the llamaru trot on by
I'm counting out the sandgoose two by twos
But ya gotta be quick or they'll eat your shoes
Whaleroars screaming and tearing up the place
Freaky looking muledogs with half a face!
My kingdom is overrun with
Creepers and crawlers (OH GOD)
When will this stop, when will this end, oh
Greepers and gruelers (OH MY)
My kingdom reduced to ashes and rubble
Heepers and hoolers (GO HOME)
So much destruction, so much trouble
Bleepers and bloopers (OH GOD)