So the original idea behind this concept was to write Something for you for your birthday
And I'm hoping that my lyrics will get across to you
And be displayed in some hilarious array
Now that you understand what I'm trying to achieve
And we've got all of that out the way
It leaves me with the minor issue of having no idea
Of what exactly I should say
“Yay, you're 20 years old now!”
Which is an alright age I guess
And I'm only saying that
Because I've already been 20
And I really do have to confess
That I've found nothing really changes
You're not making any real progress
18 you can drink, 16 you can f**
20 you kinda feel like you're a little bit stuck
But it's not all bad and if you just thought
I was being completely pessimistic
I'm honestly not, this is just my outlook on life
I'm only being realistic
But hey it's your special day
Well that's what your parents lead you to believe
It's just a day closer to d**h
Well at least that's how it seems to me
And I was going to buy you a present
Then I realised it'd just be some dumb old crap
Some junk you'd enjoy momentarily
With the worry of having to unwrap
Which is another point actually
Why do people persist to wrap presents these days?
Building tension, creating suspension
Not to mention feeling retention
Yeah, you heard me
I always buy gifts that I want to keep for myself
But again, its just some old crap
That would end up at the back of my shelf
And with that I'll leave you alone
To enjoy the rest of your birthday in peace
I hope this hasn't soiled our friendship
If anything you're like towards me should increase
Unless you didn't like the song
Then I guess I'll have to leave you alone forever
Well, that's pretty much it
Same time next year I guess or whatever