[Spoken: Khary]
I swear, I will, I will never intern again in my f**ing life
I, I feel more like, I feel more Kanye
n***as trying to lil bro me like, like Fante
Yeah, man
[Verse 1: Khary]
Intern aquarium, an aquarium full of interns
Most unpaid, never praised for their good work (never)
Boss sent me across town pick up a package (pick up a f**ing package)
Little did he know, I be gone 'til November (I'm gone, my n***a)
n***a, I got tracks to make, though I'm not Wyclef
Thought you were safe in your job, you flexing biceps (n***a's always flexing)
It's either get fired on the set or your movie role life went straight to DVD inside your cubicle (who's wrong now?)
So who really in the box, huh? (huh?)
I am not punching in a clock, none (none)
I'm just working, certain that I'll show a certain person that I can give her everything that I got, me (gotta do it for me)
Searching for a purpose, I ain't even leave the surface ‘cause the truth is inside of what I am not, you (not for you)
I do not waste time on what is not true (no)
Show me a critic who got a statue (yeah)
I gotta go now (gotta)
I can't stay here (stay here)
I'm too stressed out
Count all my grey hairs (f**ing stress)
Maybe I'm road k**, they want me to lay here
Got two part-times ‘cause they don't even pay here (two part-time jobs)
I was just trying to make the flow pop (yeah)
You were trying to f** the new girl co-ops (n***as is trying to f** the interns)
Had to learn the game, I ain't making more stops
Wouldn't hand me the key, so I'm breaking more locks
No, I'm not chilling (no)
Obsessed with my plan like a villain (yeah)
Play Piccolos on you Krillins
Did it all for a feeling (it was all for a feeling)
Music is my penicillin
The sacrifice, yes, I was willing (I had to)
Interning all week, you swear I do this for me
I swear I do this for free
You swear I do this for me (it's free, my n***a)
Boss made me get him coffee: five sugars, extra sweet
Then pa**ive-aggressive e-mails, ‘cause I forgot the receipt
‘Cause I forgot the receipts, n***a?
[Spoken: Khary]
Man, I'm off this sh**
The receipts
n***a, it's just a receipt
Like n***as is dying
[Skit: Jermaine Fowler]
Hey, Khary, how you doing there, buddy? Good. So, um, quick thing, real quick, not that quick, kinda serious, not that serious, but kinda serious. This morning, you got me my coffee, like I told you, like I hired you for. Thank you so much, little guy. But not only did you forget the milk, but you also forgot to get a receipt. Yeah. Let's not do that again, huh? Let's not not get receipts. Gotta get receipts. It's a, it's a business. Alright, so uh, you know, it's fine, just don't, I know things slip through your mind ‘cause you don't, you know, but you're part of this company, man. You're a big part. Alright, you're important. You the coffee man, coffee boy. You a coffee boy! P.S. get a receipt next time or I'll f**ing fire you