You can't say c*nt in Canada
Saying c*nt's not very nice at all
No, you can't say c*nt in Canada
So we asked the sheilas what they called it
And they said muff, moot, minge, quinn, twat, little flower, twinkle, tunnel of love
So if you say c*nt in Canada
You gotta say it with a velvet glove
And, you can't say c*nt in Canada
Now, you can't say c*nt in Canada
So I thought I better ask the guys
Now, you can't say c*nt in Canada
Why wasn't I surprised
When they said gash, p**y, poontang, beef curtain, burger, gateway to her guts
(Gateway to her guts? What was I smokin' when I wrote that one?)
Split whisker, beaver, long-eye, front bum, growler, hairy la**oo
No, you can't say c*nt in Canada
Cause c*nt's considered pretty f**in' rude
No, you can't say c*nt in Canada
So when I get to Montreal
If you're gonna say c*nt in Canada
You gotta say it in French as well
So here goes: pilerplut, la c*nt, president, miteron, *kiss kiss* pepe le pew
No, you can't say c*nt in Canada
Cause c*nt's considered pretty damn rude
And you can't say c*nt in Canada