[Verse 1]
Dog v. cat
You're canine trash
There's nothing I like more than a mutt getting whacked
With my baseball bat, how'd you like that?
That'll stop you barking, startling me in the morning
What's your problem, dog?
Cat got your tongue in the vice 'til your blood comes?
Hope your owner comes running cause he's lonesome
Bark any louder, I'll [?] for fun
[Verse 2]
Cat v. dog
It's all kicking off
I wanna mother moggies all around the world
I'll bite you in the head, 'til you're dead
Brains everywhere, but I won't care
I'll be hanging with my b**hes and joining the riches
Of a multi-sensory life
Man's best friend is a dog, not a feline
h*mosapiens got one thing right
[Outro]
Eternal hatred