[Hook]
Bound to fall in love
Bound to fall in love
(Uh-huh honey)
[Verse 1: Scrooge Kid]
Baller from Perry Hall
If the first date ain't great, won't call
No pressure
On the bright side won't second guess her
Bag full of condoms in the dresser
I got high standards so they ain't getting lesser
Had a girl last year but I left her
Now I'm on the re-search like professor
Find a candidate then I test her
She the one for me, or she sneeze, God bless her
If I impress her, undress her
If she's over budget, get cut like sequester
Stand up guy, got jokes like Koechner
Quiet women move I'm looking for an aggressor
To jump me like a game of checkers
Don't need a gadget to inspect her
I like Jenna Fischer, you can keep Brooklyn Decker
I necked her in The Office and she tastes like nectar
Proceed to pollinate her sector
Urethra had her singing like Aretha, I respect her
Big girl, no need to protect her
Unless you wanna receive feminist lecture
[Bridge: Charlie Wilson]
I know you're tired of lovin', of lovin'
With nobody to love, nobody, nobody (Uh-huh, honey)