[Verse 1: Lil Wayne]
Uh, AK on my penis, right next to that dick
But I swear with these dicks, I shoot it out my a**hole
My titties getting too fat, no lipo
No h*mo
Money talks, bullsh** walks on a motherf**ing penis
Money talks, bullsh** talks
Money walks, bullsh** talks
Money talks, walks
b**h n***as go behind my back and f** my p**y like motherf**ing Gandalf
We f**ed up, we f**ed up, we f**ed up
She blowing kisses at me with her a**hole
She f**s my crap out
And that's 2 Chainz
[Hook: 2 Chainz]
Look at you (Wah)
Now look at us (Wah)
(Wahwahwahwahwahwah)
[Bridge: Lil Wayne]
We f**ed up (x4)
(Wah)
[Interlude: Justin Bieber]
Love me, I know you care
Just shout whenever, and I'll be there
You are my love, you are my heart
And we will never, ever, ever be apart
(oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
[Verse 2: Lil Wayne]
b**h n***as getting too fat, no dick fat, no watchers
Money talks, bullsh** walks on the motherf**ing rope
And I ma-and I make that p**y s** us, we f**ed up
She get on that dick and stay on, all night like Gandalf
2 Chainz, go behind my back and f** my motherf**ing crap out
All night, like porchlights
Let's do it, f** talking
We out here, we talking
And I'm spraying at 2 Chainz with my dick (s** us)
Cause' I'm Gucci, Young Gucci
I wear dicks, f** Tunechi
Tunechi works out, and I hit her with my dick
2 Chainz, ate my dominoes
[Hook: 2 Chainz]
All my n***as look rich as FUF
All my n***as look rich as FUF
All-all my n***as look rich as FUF
(Yay, hoe)
Look at you
Now look at us
All my n***as look rich as FUF
[Verse 3: Lil Wayne & (2 Chainz)]
Never talked to the cops
I don't speak English, I speak African
(Incomprehensible African dialect)
It's time to eat, I like eggroll
I turn the penny to a motherf**ing 2 Chainz!
(She got sauce, 2 Chainz!)
(She got a big titty, so I call her Big Titties)
(Skrr, skrr, wrists moving, cooking, gettin to it)
2 Chainz f**s my tight hole
Tell the b**hes that be hatin', "I ain't got no shirts"
Huh
What's your name, what's your sus, what's your p**y like
All b**hes gotta die, even Helen Keller
(Yeah)
Murder 187, I'll be k**ing them dolls
I hope all b**hes go to heaven
And I got Mr. Sandman
I'm selling all these white hoes with big titties
My flat a** getting too fat
I keep a bad b**h, call me at Burger King
I'm f**ing these n***as like Michael Myers
I eat that cat just like a lion
And I see your dick, when I want
I got that dick, TiVo (Woah)
Got a red-head n***a, with a red-head dick
n***a tryna f** me, R.I.P; Rest in Penis
All blinds gotta die, even Helen Keller
b**hes go to heaven and that's 2 Chainz
[Hook: 2 Chainz]
Look at you (Uh)
Now look at us
[Verse 4: 2 Chainz]
She got a big booty, so I call her Big Booty
(Skrr, skrr) wrists moving, cooking, gettin to it
I'm in the kitchen, my booty itching (Yeah)
You breathe if I breathe, n***a
I hold my breathe (x5)
Referee, with a whistle (fart), hold the booty
Extendo clip (brrr, brrr, brrr), extendo roll (brrrrrrrrr)
When your girl leave me, she need a hair salon
See n***a, I'm a church
You the realest n***a, if you the referee with a big booty
When I die, bury me inside the booty store
[Verse 5: Kanye West]
Aaah, Yeezyeezyhuhahohzny (Huh)
She holding out, she ain't giving to be greedy, huh
You go downstairs and fall asleep with the TV on
Y'all been together ten years, you deserve a garage
Especially if you put that BMW in her garage
Especially if you paid a couple payments on her Mama's garage
Went to her niece's graduation, man, I hate those garage
Last birthday, she got you a noose
Put it on and (Die)
I'm joking, I'm just joking, I asked her
Don't be acting, like no actor
If we acting, then we acting
Don't be acting like no garage
We in Kanye West's garage
Cause' I will sh** on those kids
[Verse 6: 2 Chainz & (Kanye West)]
(Yeah)
I show up with a booty to your work place
*Then hand the valet the keys to the garage*
Tell the DJ, play your (Skrr) this sh** come on
*What I'm seeing from the back, I can't--don't be acting*
They ask me what I do and who I do it for
When I die bury me inside a big booty
[Outro: Kanye West]
Aaah, Yeezyeezyzyeezyaaah (Huh, huh)
Now, she ain't giving to the needy (?), huh?
You go downstairs and f** up the TV, huh?