[Verse 1: Kaitlyn]
Your sniffer up my stinker is a helluva time
Except for when you f**in' have the urge to f**in' whine
I know the sh**'s nasty, yeah, I get my a** is gross
But if you don't f**in' lick it, b**h, you're gonna be toast
You don't have to wait for my weight to hit your schnoz
I'm all-f**in' powerful, the Wizard of Oz
Dorothy's ragin' f**in' booty f**in' smotherin' you to d**h
I ate a bag of cauliflower so excuse my a**'s breath