(Kabuto)
The nice guy's a special breed of man and you might know a couple
So I thought I'd break it down and maybe show what's up to
Anybody interested, and if you get intercepted
By the aforementioned cat then you'll prolly predict the rest of
This but I ain't tryna be clever or chuck a plot twist
I'm tryna write a rap about nice guys, I got this
The guys who probably dying just to lock lips
It's awkward, and some say they toxic, to be honest, well
Maybe the niceness is in the beholder's optics
And it ain't my intention to try to patrol your top picks
I mean, that's the point really, crossfit jock or not it's
Not the proper place for anyone but y'all to cop control, yep
Mister Nice Guy however takes some exception
To the fact that anyone might never crave his affection
Liking your Facebook pics, hoping that you'll make the connection
I wouldn't hug him hi, he's probly got a raging (objection!)
(Chorus - Kabuto)
You might think he's like your next of kin (Mister Nice Guy)
He's telling people that you friendzoned him (Mister Nice Guy)
Check your Facebook, man, he's there (Mister Nice Guy)
He's been saving up your strands of hair (Mister Nice Guy)
He thinks your boyfriends are cads and louts (Mister Nice Guy)
He ain't never gonna ask you out (Mister Nice Guy)
He's acting like he's your good friend
But that ain't what he's looking for in the end, not Mister Nice Guy