[Soundbite from The Tick]
The Evil Midnight Bomber: You'll never prove a thing copper, I'm just a part time electrician. I... I... I... Bad is good, baby. Down with government! And so he says, "I don't like the cut of your jib." And I'm like, "It's the only jib I got baby" hahahaha! 60 seconds to midnight. 60 seconds to nowhere baby! You have all become victims of The Midnight Bomber, What Bombs? Hey! Pay Attention!
[Verse 1: Attack Slug]
Monstrous, I'm comin up from Loch Ness
Entertaining you tonight
So call me John Tesh
Refresh, hit ya RSS
Just watch me as I syndicate success
So fresh, XML up in the audio
Don't forget the text up in the body though
Good to go, like a hooker on prom night
Crazy like Moe, bring a monkey to a knife fight
Up up down down left right left right
Lets go down town arcade third strike
Ignite, so bright, 2D, parry
Prefer those sprites, alright Chun-Li
That's me with the feet up in yo face
Erase the score, replaced the paper chase
With Cubivore. like I told you before
Play the obscure if you're motherf**in hardcore
Don't you know that i'll rip you like Rifftrax
Spittin so foul people are givin me tic-tacs
It's that, piracy of sick tracks
Check my bounty, I'm rollin with the strawhats (Ahhhh!)
3 minutes to rumble like Chopper
Hearts break, call me the show stoppa
Touch my swingline, I might have to drop ya
Right across the dome with a blue rickenbacker
[Hook]x2
Humanity, is not ready for change. No
Morality, has slowly been deranged
But reality, will always be the same
So insanity, is what's changing the game
[Verse 2: Kabuto The Python]
Kabuto pack c-4 in a backpack with a fat sack hit you with a blackjack while you
Fappin at your mac I'll buck you with a black mac chewin on a big mac
Cop another big stack
And yall mafukkas still sipping on Similac
Kabuto gas-brake bumping front (front) back (back)
Side to side, yeah try to hide, I'm sippin on Tide as I key your ride
[Soundbite] (no blasters, no blasters)
Request denied, but I handle my beef, we can take it outside
Don't mean to deride but it's high time you died, this is pure insanity
You can see it in my 9 eyes
[Verse 3: Attack Slug]
Drain your life bar, and take your last breath
If you were a 360? I'm the red ring of d**h
Kickin so hard they call me Red Leg Zeff
That's right, the head chef
Dead set to be a major threat
You see my silhouette
And flee the internet
Ohhhh no sweat, I seize the coronet
I see and raise the bet
I'm leavin you in debt soooo
Yo man I'm sicker than 4chan
7chan, 2chan... 711chan
12chan? FBI party van!
/b/ is not your personal army
Do you understand?
Hell bent on making the ascent
I'd like to pay the rent making questionable content
To host your stupid youtube comments
I'm stopping your motion like Wallace and Gromit
[Hook] x2
Humanity, is not ready for change. No
Morality, has slowly been deranged
But reality, will always be the same
So insanity, is what's changing the game
[Soundbite from The Tick]
The Evil Midnight Bomber: Excuse me, excuse me. And then I says, "Tell me that I'm wrong." And he says, "I can't baby cause your not"
And so he says to me, "You got legs baby, you're everywhere. You're all over the place!" Yeah
Arthur: What are you, doing?
The Evil Midnight Bomber: I-I-I just uh just wanted to use the uh and he says, "Evil is okay in my book how about yours?!" And I go, "Yeah baby yeah, yeah! I uh, I just Wanted to wash my hands