[Verse 1: Ka**a Overall]
All the pretty girls all over the world
Middle school used to be in love with my curl
High school parties getting drunk and not hurl
All over your cashmere, nasty as a pap smear
That's weird, drowning my conscience
Flick a middle finger while declining my nonsense
Had a couple partners only spoke truth to me
Knew a few impostors they was no use to me
Usually we would get a bottle of the Rossi
Nicky started fighting, a cutie called me Ka**y
Told her you could meet me at the hotel lobby
You could be my jobby, way more than a hobby
Broke the motherf**er off, now you being sobby
Told me that she just want to be anywhere that I be
Told her then I'm probably gon' be somewhere on my lonely
I don't need no other half, you could be my homey
[Hook: Kool A.D.]
Girls and women
Well, which one is it?
Love is a love is a love is a necessary thing
What you want to do with it?
[Verse 2: Kool A.D.]
Yo, these girls is smart, man
I'm trying to figure out how to play my part, man
I don't know how to start, man
The strangest organ is the human heart, man (oops)
f** with shortcuts like I'm Robert Altman (oops)
f** with long shots like I'm Robert Altman (oops)
f** with actresses like I'm Robert Altman (oops)
Recycled like half a verse, but that's art, man (art)
I don't got game, man
Some girls just be thinking that I'm like a smart man (hm)
Other girls be thinking they can Jane my Tarzan
Other girls thinking they can play me like cards, man
But girls just want to have fun, it's not hard, man
Just watch her when she cooking grits, Phil Hartman
Hartman
[Hook]x2