[Intro: Trials]
I'm trapped in a deadly video game
Mr. Trials, K21
And the only man on earth who plays more Call of Duty than me
Seth Sentry, what's up motherf**er?
[Verse 1: K21]
I take a Leap of Faith, walking through the streets of Rage
Lead the way, reality escaped and never came home
They asked me where'd my day go, I told them that I'd laid low
From trying to find where in the world is Carmen Sandiego
They know that K owns, I make pro's the runner-up
And rage-quit, flip and smash the screen like it's Shuffle Puck
Thinking they can f** with us, come on up
Put your money up, hit every bu*ton, bring a ton of luck
Rising when the sun is up, return of the Belushi
In Beast Mode, treating writer's block like it's Karoshi
Finito, you high punch, I parry it and sweep low
Kicked it with the redhead, she called herself D'Errico
The coldest it's Sub-Zero, how I leave votes, your team torn
Always get that lead score, tormenting your keyboard
Give me that controller and I see war, you been warned
Join the Battlefield squad and cover the jeep in C4
My clan tag reads "UMAD", I'm bad snatching crew's flags
Or find me [?]
So do that, do that, doo doo dat dat
Even if there's whack lag, I'll ransack all that you and your mans have
[Hook]
Trapped in a deadly video game
Trapped in a deadly video game
Trapped in a deadly video game
With just one man
[Verse 2: Seth Sentry]
I'm sick of all these morons telling me "get out more" (shut up)
It sounds boring, but I did it, I am outdoors
I'm at the park, with a slab of Draught on a patch of gra**, staring at the stars
Thinking "f**ing hell, I can't believe how good these graphics are" (lifelike!)
Yo, what you know about a lonely little motor mouse, zoning out, only twelve
Blowing out the dust from the cartridge just to load it, get your little bro to hold it down
I know it well, so buy me Bonestorm or go to hell (do it)
That was way before I was 14, before I figured I could swear in a high score screen (f**!)
Rap is just a stepping stone to getting stoned and being left alone
And playing Xbox at home as a professional
I'll let you know, I went to an expensive club
They had a strobe light, I said "Well f**, this connection s**s"
What's the deal? It's like nothing's real
Saw a car crash on the news and my first thought was "Double k**"
I broke up with Amanda,cause I found some damper and a tent in a van
And man, I f**ing hate campers
And hackers, aye yo they're dung, fork stab 'em
Be catching two flags in a row, spawn trap 'em
Complete madness, at least dammit I'm beast at it
With these cannons in each hand, I will wreak havoc
Give me some weed [?], some league matches
I'm tea bagging your weak clans, I just keep mashing, your D-padding
b**h
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Trials]
Bam!
Put your quarter up
f** it, put your daughter up
I bet the best supplier in the world he couldn't score this much
And the warden s**s, I'm trying to escape
Pop the nazi in the face and have a party at my place (Wolfenstein!)
Stick a dollar in the [?] 'till it's soaked
Wrap it up in floss tight enough to pull, then in it goes
Double 0 (double 5), called it like a hundred times
Playing [?], saved a bunch of lives
If you're not rocking with Hardcore Mode, that's like playing high jump with your bar too low
Yo, remember all the p**n that you tried to hide from mum and dad? (Yeah)
Mine was that, but instead a bunch of Hyper mags
I bump COD and my k** streaks are filthy
But this tan from the television isn't healthy
I sat down to play Street Fighter like "Alright, yo
I can do the Raging Demon even with my eyes closed"
Five rounds and I f**ed 'em up flawless
Born in '83, I played games before cordless
Had two sh** Atari's, one stolen Amiga
I was six, k**ing sh** with the Splatterhouse in SEGA
Put your dollar up!
[Hook]