[Verse 1]
I'm almost as famous as fat bald men
Decided to write songs to teach Mouseketeers to sing
I stick Britney Spears in a room full of mirrors
So she gets fifty years of bad luck [crash]
Causing terror to Christina Aguilera
When I grab her by the hair and drag her across the Sahara
Beware of this rap terrorist with a therapist
With a hair up his a** like a rabbit crawled in his pants
Got a habit of holding Tylenol in his hands
Til it melts in his f**in palms and dissolves in his glands
[So who is it?] The fool who visit the playground
Wit two biscuits to lay down the school district
Get pistol whipped wit a Mauseburg
Wit a pistol grip and fed pitbulls sh**
Sniff glue sticks like I give two sh**s
If I get too rich, I just get sued
[Chorus 2x]
So how is everybody feelin tonight?
Hope you're in the mood to get rude and ill in a fight
Cuz uh, we gettin down for the f** of it
[Verse 2]
Yo, you could buy Jaz spittin', hospital, son admit it
Rip your lips off, kiss my a** wit it
Slap b**hes, got Marshall Mathers [printin]
Weed, X, and the acid tabs did it
I was happenin wit no rerun
Like Rob DeNiro when the +Heat+ come
My barrel hang out the Camaro
Aimed at the nose of them hoes it's hard to breathe from
Flash the gat, your town, bogardin'
Yo' wallet, your chain the main target
Beef is like cold engine, don't start it
Bust in the air and hit a airplane pilot
We clowned you, rap surround sounds around you
From ten speed and brown shoe
Doc and Eminem, co*k the M & M
Blood flows with 2Pacalypse and them
[Chorus 2x]
So how is everybody feelin tonight?
Hope you're in the mood to get rude and ill in a fight
Cuz uh, we gettin down for the f** of it