[Verse]
Hey, yo I'm JB, a.k.a. untouchable
Similar to Jay Z, cause my shoulder is brushable
Yo I'm droppin' this beat like Cannon
Oh you know I'm chillin' on the couch like Shannon
Oh I got boys, Bangley (bang!), all up on the mic
And oh, what a feelin', I'm feelin' nice
No ring on my finger to hold me down
So I got all these women that are holdin' me down
Hey, my young wanna have some fun
And you can play with my cannon
Oh it is my understanding
That you would like to start webcammin'
What about Facebook? Or Myspace
How would you like to take a look at my face
Isn't it pretty? But so is my cannon
No I'm not done, I am still standin'
Chrome 22's on my grocery cart
Rollin' down the street, tryna find me a heart, to break
That is not hard, it's a piece of cake
It's all because of my cannon
Caaaaannon
[Outro]
[JB] Yo, Lenox Mall, man
[Guy 1] Justin, we're takin' you to Lenox Mall, and we're gonna pick up some chicks
[Guy 2] Yeah.. I'm not gettin' girls otherwise
[Guy 1] We got it, it's the answer
[Guy 2] Yeah, Justin's the key to gettin' girls here