Jane is not a real criminal
Some behavior's only a little wrong
Jane likes shiny objects, things that shine
Only some junk off her neighbors lawn Welcome to the true eternity
Little lifetimes on a chain
Hope you like each other's company, endlessly
Didn't anybody explain
That free will leaves a stubborn stain?
Even when no memory remains
You watch your back for karma, Jane
Hunting, circling, our Jane spies a ring
Golden on her neighbor's husband's hand
Playful magpie lets him mow her gra**
Gathering up this shiny man
Chorus x 2