[Woman] "Hello, what's your name?" [Judge Dread] "Dread" [w] "Not Judge Dread?" [j.d.] "Yes, that's right" [w] "Oh, I've always wanted to meet you" [j.d.] "Oh really, why?" [w] "Oh, I'm a really big fan of yours" [j.d.] "That's very nice of you to say that" [w] "Is It true?" [j.d.] "Is what true?" [w] "What they say about big nine" [j.d.] "Well, I think you'd better have a look for yourself" [w] "Oh, it's true, it's true! Come on Dread, get 'em off" [j.d.] "No, what do you take me for!" [w] "Come on, don't be shy" [w] "Now doesn't that feel better?" [j.d.] "Oh yes, those bloody boots were k**ing me!" [w] "Here, look at this" [j.d.]
"Oh my god, I don't believe it!" [w] "Oh come on, touch it" [j.d.] "You must be bloody jokin', you're not even a proper woman! You're a geezer dressed up! you're one of those Trans What do they call 'em Transvestites!" [w] "Oh come on dear, this is 1975" [j.d.] "Oh I don't know, every time I come out, every bloody time, it always ends up in sillys!" [w] "Come home and give me love please" [j.d.] "I'll tell you what, I'll give you bloody love! I'll give you the rough end of a pineapple! Go on, f** off!" [w] "Nasty man you" [j.d.] "Away!" [w] "What?" [j.d.] "Take your soddy handbag with you!" [w] "And I'm not going to buy anymore of your records! f** off!"