And so I'm home in the asylum
Ever alone in the asylum
"No! Don't leave me!" I cried
Now I'm locked deep inside
His subconscious, trapped forever
Look who's laughing now
*sobs*
I was the Clown Prince of Crime
He was the next in line
I was him and he was me
Oh, what a Joker he could be
Now the darkness closes in
No one's laughing now
*sobs*
I'm stuck in his head and not laughing
I'd be better off dead and I'm not laughing
I begged and I plead but he stopped me laughing
If you only knew
The things I'd do for you
I was the Ace of Knaves *sobs*
He was my King of Spades
What a pair! Suits clashed in style
It could've worked, this Joker's WILD!
Oh, I felt so flushed together
Look who's laughing now
*sobs*
I'm stuck in his head and not laughing
I'd be better off dead and I'm not laughing
Take Robin instead! Then I'd be laughing
I'm finished, done, I'm through
All because of you
It was my final tour
Always leave them wanting more
But before the curtain call
Make sure you try and slay 'em all!
Nothing good can last forever
No one's laughing now
*sobs*
I'm stuck in his head and not laughing
I'd be better off dead and I'm not laughing
I begged and I plead but he stopped me laughing
Oh, what can I do?
So near, yet far from you
*breaks down in mixed laughter and tears*
You're a great crowd. I'll be here all week; try the veal