i put my feet in the soup oh oh oh yaa
i lay a huge poop oh oh oh ya
i take a moment to wipe it away oh oh oh ya
i deny the fact that i am gay
oh oh oh ya (luda!) when i was just twelve
my name was carter melv, i went down to the county and i had it changed to this. oh
i used to be a baby, but now im big and hiary so i just keep on sayin'
oh oh oh yaeaeaeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaahhhh derulo