[Phone rings]
[Jarren Benton]
Who the f** is this?
Oh f** not this n***a again!
Hello
[No h*mo guy]
Hey man
What's good man?
Ain't talked to you in a minute
[Jarren Benton]
What's up man?
What's going on?
[No h*mo guy]
sh**, man...
You know now's wife and kids gone for the weekend, man...
I got these wrestling tickets
Wanted to see if you wanna come with me, bro
[Jarren Benton]
Naaah... I'ma be...
You know what, man?
I'ma f**ing be probably be busy as f**, man. (Hey, man! Come on dude!)
Got a lot of sh** going on
[No h*mo guy]
This is The Rock, man!
The Rock!
The s**iest f**ing wrestler ever, bro!
Come on, man!
Come on!
My n***a, come on, man!
You gotta come...
But I'm saying...
Yo, that hair and the chest and them thighs, man...
I'm just saying...
No h*mo, bro. Really no h*mo
Listen
[Jarren Benton]
Nah, I'm cool
I ain't really into f**ing wrestling like that, my n***a
Thanks though, man
[No h*mo guy]
Look, man... He's gonna be fighting The Undertaker, so they're gonna be slipping on each other
I'm just saying, man; it's gonna be a good night, man
You know, I come... I slide through
Get me?
[Jarren Benton]
Nah, man. Naaah
[No h*mo guy]
Look, no h*mo. Really
Just the both of us, man
[Jarren Benton]
Nah, I'm cool, my n***a
Thanks though
[No h*mo guy]
Hey man, listen...
What I really want to call you about though...
[Jarren Benton]
What's up, man?
[No h*mo guy]
Well, sh** man... I mean, you know...
I'm saying... You know...
You never call me no more, man
What's the deal?
[Jarren Benton]
I'm just f**ing busy as f**, man
Got a lot of sh** going on
You know... Like I said, man
[No h*mo guy]
Hey man... Real talk
No h*mo. I've seen them instagram pics
sh** man, you looking like you...
You look real good right now
No h*mo though
[Jarren Benton]
Look... I've gotta f**ing go, man
[No h*mo guy]
Hold on, man... I still want to...
You know what I'm saying?
I mean what, you growing your hair out, bro?
I'm just trying to say, man...
You look like... You know...
Young [?], you know?
No h*mo or nothing, man, but I'm just trying to say like...
Hey, I don't know how to...
I really don't know how to say this, man, but like yo...
Ever since that last conversation I think things went kind of a little south, you know?
No h*mo, bro, but listen...
I've got feelings for you, bro
Everybody's been telling me I was gay, but I was like
"Nah, I'm not gay, bro. No h*mo. Really. I'm not gay, bro."
You know... people like...
Hey, you eat that hotdog weird and I'm like
"No, I don't, man
This is how people eat hotdogs
They swallow them like that."
Why do people think that that's gay?
I don't think that's gay
So I don't see... I think you gay for thinking that's gay
I mean like yo... No h*mo bro, but I know you've seen them p**ns and all of a sudden it's like three people
Two dudes and one girl
You like "Hey, that chick's gonna get it
Oh wait... Oh oh! They touching!"
I mean, if two dicks bump, why is that gay?
That ain't gay
That's just like two dudes like
"Heeey I'm more manly!"
That's like a manhood test, you feel me?
No h*mo. Definitely no h*mo
Two dicks touching; no h*mo, bro
Two dicks bumping tip to tip; kinda h*mo, but if side to side and like slapping each other a little bit, you know?
You shove them and giggle a little bit...
That ain't gay. You just having fun
You wrapped up in the moment
Bro, come on!
No h*mo. Really though. No h*mo. Definitely
Listen bro... You know me, bro...
We go back, bro. I am no h*mo
No, everybody now I ain't gay!
Listen... Just cause I kissed that dude one time at the club, everybody like
"Oh, he gay!"
I ain't gay, man! He kissed me
I didn't kiss him! He came up to me when I was drinking and was like"Hey!" and then he kissed me in my sh**
What am I supposed to do?
Push him off? What the f**?
I'm not a dickhead!
No h*mo bro, but that dude had some good smelling breath that night and his cologne was off the chain
I forgot to ask him what the hell that sh** was though
No h*mo, bro. Come on, man!
Hello? Hey, you there? Hello?
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