I ate a sandwich today
It had some great tasting fruit in it
Like plums and grapes
I don't know what the say
But I have to say one thing
That I ate a sandwich today
I ate a sandwich today
I want what I need
And what I want is a melody
I want what I need
And what I need is a melody
I ate a sandwich today
It made me feel okay
I ate a sandwich today
Sandwich made my day
I ate a sandwich today
It made me feel okay
I ate a sandwich today
I ate a sandwich today
I ate a sandwich today
It had peanut bu*ter in it
And I'm allergic
But that's okay
I just have a very sick cough right now
But that's okay because
That motherf**ing sandwich made my day
What I hear is what I see
And what I hear is a melody
What I hear is what I see
And what I see is a melody
I ate a sandwich today
It made me feel okay
I ate a sandwich today
Sandwich made my day
I ate a sandwich today
It made me feel okay
I ate a sandwich today
I ate a sandwich today
Now that I've eaten a sandwich
Everything is going my way
Now that I've eaten a sandwich
I'm having the bestest day