There comes a time in a mofo's life
When he realizes he's a mofo
But no one else besides him knows
Because only the mofo knows
Only the mofo knows
Only the mofo knows
If a mofo eats a brick
He will become very sick
If a mofo eats a frog
He will lose a game of pog
If a mofo eats too many cows
Then the mofo becomes ugly and fat
When he bangs his head against the wall
Then the wall blows up
And the mofo blows up
And the cow blows up
And the pig blows up
Only the mofo knows
Only the mofo knows
Yo mofo, yo mofo
Yo mofo, yo mofo
Only the mofo knows
Only the mofo knows
He's the only one that understands
Only the mofo knows
Only the mofo knows
Which stupid cow ran
Only the mofo knows
Only the mofo knows
Reeka teeka yan yan yan
Only the mofo knows
Only the mofo knows
What kind of a mofo eats paper?
Only the mofo knows
Only the mofo knows
I really really hate that mofo
Only the mofo knows
Only the mofo knows
Only the hobo blows
Only the hobo blows
Only the mofo knows
Only the mofo knows