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[woman] Why did I ever leave Ohio [Jandek] I'll tell you why [woman] Why? [Jandek] I'll tell you why [woman] Why? [Jandek] Oh this is why, this is why [woman] Why [Jandek] You want to know why? [woman] Yeah, I want to [Jandek] You want to know why? [woman] Yeah why? [Jandek] The cows came home [2x] [Jandek] There's only one reason why [2x] [Jandek] One reason why [4x] [woman] Eighteen (?)? Why? [Jandek] One [woman] Because, because that's the only reason why