For today I'll smoke a cigar For today I'll play your guitar For today I'll be real nice For today I'll cut you thrice For today I'll cup your eyes For today make no disguise There's a blanket for ya, doctor There's a full-fledged man of war
There's an ink spot on your jersey And scuff marks on your floor For today you smoked a cigar For today you felt real cool For today you wore a blue shirt For today you wore some old brown shoes