You sure are cool, a European j**el I dig you most A letter came, it's not the same The ink was blue A relative stopped by to say he saw you, hey A walkin' down a lonesome town Some time ago He said you had a mouth so bad The lips were rotting off
You dropped a tear to end his fear You seem quite well It's a long time spell I'm wondering where you got that infection There's bugs in my brain I can't feel any pain Just a shaking sha [song ends abruptly]