Mamma come runnin' Daddy come quick I think I swallowed something It's making me sick I don't know what it is But it isn't sitting well with me Don't you either one Try to tell me it's supposed to be What I got cookin' Teacher come look I think I'm on to something That isn't in the book I don't know what it is But that doesn't mean it isn't true When you write it in your paper Would you let me have some credit too (chorus) I'm having a time Trying to get it Don't want to let it Get to me
I'm gonna be fine You can bet it Just don't try to show me nothin' I don't want to see Got my hands in my pockets My head in the clouds I haven't done nothin' For cryin' out loud I haven't done nothin' You'd ever want to call a crime Before I get started I get noticed in the nick o' time I brush my teeth with soda and salt If anything's missing It isn't my fault If anything's missing I wish you'd look the other way I don't want any trouble So I guess I'll do just like you say (chorus)