[Verse 1: Jam Baxter]
Hey slobs it's the late cotch waste toppin'
Stray dogs stays lost bray stay gobbin'
K snot, brains rottin'
And we ain't got paid cause we hate shottin'
Traipse on veins cloggin'
Its your bait flop, Jacob, the muddy mime
Bunnin' thai, rubbin' my gums with the colour white
Cutting lines up inside clubs, it's the grubby life
Shove a mike under my mug, watch me come alive
I'm the sluggish type, scuttle by piss poor
Spliff lit like a triple number 9 switch board
And you wonder why i'm looking like sh** for
Dribbling at chicks, tryna pull 'em like rip chord
Crooked eyes flickering a hot box visibly
I'm pickling my bonce 'til it's compost physically
But being pissed non stop cripples me
f** hip-hop man, it's hop-hop literally
On a one legged race to get legless
A skunk serenade for one, a ket breakfast
Shucks any takers bruv let's get feckless
Come and get blazed and drunk and head westwards
With reckless abandon
Retching at random
Dreadfully dressed I perfected the anthem (blaow)
And if you live how I live, stick your mits in the air and then puke 'til you can't like this
Like this, like this, like this (like what?)
Like this, like this, like this (like what?)
Like this, like this, like this (like what?)
Like this, like this, like this
[Verse 2: Dirty Dike]
News just in
Dike's f**ed on a drug binge
Sniffin' up dust cut with scum from the dustbin
And f** things it's the same old same
James raping his brain in his nasal ways
And basic days consist of a piss pot of c**aine
And when my nostrils block, I'll be rippin' off your nose mate
So bait I could walk into ASDA
And snort up an ounce with your daughter and Baxter
Bought 'nuff d**, can't afford no pasta
Snort up dust 'til my sore nose fractures
And round here we don't pour no champers
We're wearing a wardrobe with your clothes wa*kers
And don't thank us, I'm far from a nice lout
5 ounce lines couldn't buy me a night out
Sniff like a sniff like a hoover to floor
Put your hands up and trip as I puke on the floor like this
Like this, like this, like this
It's like this, like this, like this (like what?)
It's like this, like this, like this (like what?)
It's like this, like this, like this (like how?)