[Verse 1]
Walking down the street with a sad face
Always complaining about the rat race
Nobody said that life was free and easy
Your job it s**s, it's on the line
Your wife act mean, your kids all crying
I need something that's guaranteed to please me
[Chorus 1]
But listen, I'll tell you
I'm glad to be alive and kicking
I'm glad to hear my heart's still ticking
So pa** me the wine, baby, and let's make some love
[Verse 2]
Sometimes things don't work out the way you want
I don't know if I'm going to laugh or cry
Your friends will never call you back
You're feeling such a sad sack
Like some snack that's gone all cold and greasy, yes
The car you drive a rusty wreck
It's always you that pays the check
Who said life was warm and peachy?
[Chorus 1]
But listen, yeah, I'll tell you
I'm glad to be alive and kicking
My blood is up, my pulse is quickening
Pa** the wine bowl but let's make some love
[Verse 3]
Sometimes things don't work out the way you want
I wonder why, I wonder why - ah yeah
Sometimes mistakes come back to haunt you, babe
And I don't know whether to laugh or cry, yeah
[Outro]
Yeah, come on
Got to be alive and kicking
Glad to be alive and kicking
Glad to have a pot to piss in
Glad to be alive and kicking
You got to be alive and kicking
Got to be... come on...come on
Got to be alive and kicking[x2]
Glad to see the plot is thickening
Pa** the wine, let's make some love
Let's make some love[x3]