There's nothing wrong with me, unless I'm eating salmon
Ain't f**ing round in shaving cream, that sh** Remi is planning
I'm manning the mic like I'll never see it again
It could happen dude I dunno it depends
But you seem to be getting on my very last nerve
And the word is burn that's what you deserve
When you step on my toes my nose smells a victim
You act like you heartless? I'll make it stop ticking
The world owes you nothing it was here first
Mark Twain said that cynical a** was the worst
These Cosmo a**holes wanna put me in a hearse
And that. Is. Why. I. Am… so!
(HOOK)
Angry at the universe, yeah yeah yeah
Angry at the universe, yeah yeah yeah
Kevin Stu's playing scrabble like a super-person
100 for one word was it kevel or cursing?
Well he got me cursing walking on me like a treadmill
Playing all night while my roommate's in bed still
Wanna make a prophet? Invest in Galileo
Got the future in sight looking worse every day yo
Got rhymes and violence for every occasion
The name's Breck wrecking sh**'s the occupation
I'm curious should I be serious a moment?
Guys I don't know what I'm doing and no, I'm not joking
Got no luck I f** up I s** and I curse
And goddamn I f**ed up again I am
(HOOK)
They say I'm rich like dirt in spinach artichoke dips
Like the homestuck fandom going down with my ships
I'm a lunar eclipse rare as f** and nothing special
Like my webcomic strips, often s** and depress all
Baller like a point pen my burns ain't got ointment
You going to the ward so better make an appointment
"You got an anger problem man!" yeah I know
So just don't piss me off problem solved my bro
I don't really know what I'm angry about
Oh that's right, I ain't Yauch
Yeah whatever my endeavors are never the first
But whether I'm better or worse I'm cursed I'm mad I'm gonna be
(HOOK)